December 2010
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Spot The Difference
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Amazon's Amazing Collection of Rubbish (30/12)
(For more fantastic pieces like these by myself and others; get over to shoutingatco.ws)
I like books, CDs and DVD. I also like sitting on my arse all day doing nothing. Therefore, I love Amazon. It takes the effort out of life, which, for me, is a bonus. Amazon claim to sell everything from A-Z . To be fair to them, they do. This however is not necessarily a good thing. When you think of...
atenderwolf asked: There is NO coffee going in this mug. Only tea. Coffee is for people with no souls. Also it tastes like the aftertaste of vomit.
Yeah, don't like it. Tetley tea 4evz.
Yeah, don't like it. Tetley tea 4evz.
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70's Fashion...Seriously, wtf?
Still, most of its better than the sh*t you see in topshop…
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NEWS: Stories that you know the Daily Mail will...
The Daily Mail hates A LOT of things, and for a newspaper so staunchly against the ‘PC Brigade’ and ‘elf n safety’ interfering in their lives, they have an unwavering obsession to tell you how to live yours. Very rarely do stories turn up that tick a number of their boxes, but did someone say gay-celebrity adoption? It’s like Christmas, Birthday, Hanukah, Diwali and...
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The Great British Beer (or Ale) Test 2010!
British people love beer. It’s in our blood (not necessarily a healthy thing). Booze has been the glue that has held this society together for years.
40 years ago it was ‘ooh, eck. Tough day down mines. Can’t wait for a refreshing pint’.
20 years ago it was ‘oh hell. Tough day in the bank. Can’t wait for a refreshing pint’.
Nowadays its ‘oh...
negativewaves-deactivated201105 asked: listening to bonobo now on spotify. this is great, thanks for the recommendation
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I have received enough books over Christmas to...
…………………….with knowledge.
*evil smirk*
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The Christmas Story......In Full!
Seasons Greetings!!!
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Bad Christmas Presents...
Apparently Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger DVDs…
…are the perfect present for 22 year old, tattood, punk fans.
I’m not so certain.
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As it's Christmas...My top 20 tracks of 2010 (inc....
So I finally got round to doing my top 100 tracks of the year on Itunes. For me, it has been a fantastic year for electronic music. Some fantastic artists ike Gold Panda, James Blake, and Warpaint have emerged, whilst follow up albums from Caribou, Massive Attack, Flying Lotus and Bonobo have been excellent.
Other highlights this year have been Arcade Fire, Bad Religion and Deftones’ new...
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TV REVIEW: Have a Butcher's at this! (BBC3's Best...
(For more hilarious TV reviews like this by myself and others, head over to Shouting at Cows. It really is the best thing on the web that doesn’t contain full frontal nudity).
Reality TV dominates the television. In this past week, we have seen the climax of X-Factor, Strictly Come Dancing and The Apprentice. People lap this stuff up. These programs are fine, but they cater for an already...
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My rant against The Sun, and its celebration of...
Wahaayy The Sun! Sport, footie, babes, goss, pics, geezers! Nah what i mean, m8! Erm yeah…. Anyway, this farce of a news paper is really getting in the Christmas swing. I don’t know about you, but I hate everything about Christmas, except Christmas. What I mean is, I love catching up with the family, eating loads of food, having my first drink at 11am and watching countless films....
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News: It's a Snow news day! (fnarr) 23/12
You know how, like, when it snows and stuff, roads get icy. Did you? Well the government didn’t! Why didn’t you tell anyone you silly git! -10 temperatures have left roads “incredibly treacherous with snow and ice”, as people in the know failed to realize that a few inches of snowfall would leave our piss-poor roads and train-lines like ice-rinks.
There are numerous cancellations...
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The Daily Mail Website's petrifying front page...
These are all the stories circulating the front page of the Daily Mail’s website.
Britain braced for SIX INCHES of Snow in next 24 hours as Government admits ‘we might run out of salt this winter’
Christmas plans of thousands more in tatters as Heathrow cancels two-thirds of today’s flights
‘Crossbow Cannibal’ admits to murdering three prostitutes as...
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Natalie Cassidy's number one fan hates me!
Right, so a while ago I wrote an article on Natalie Cassidy becoming mum (for those gorgeous, sexy people over at shoutingatco.ws). It was the most appalling TV show i’ve ever had the misfortune of watching (You know Natalie Cassidy, right? She played Sonia from Eastenders, and…………Sonia from Eastenders!). Anyway, 3 weeks later, someone left me this comment:
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“What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private...”
– Julian Assange (via kateoplis)
King of the quote as always.
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The Daily Mail; making you feel unapologetic about...
Daily Mail EXCLUSIVE! In the most shocking expose since ‘grass; green in colour’ and ‘water makes things damp’, the Daily Mail run with the report ‘charity warns homeless will spend money on drugs’. That, ladies and gentleman, is investigative journalism done properly.
Basically, The Daily Mail has a series of people they hate. Immigrants, Unemployed,...
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Pitchfork's 'The Year in Photos 2010'
Some good snaps:
Broken Social Scene
F**ked Up
Arcade Fire
See the full list here!
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NEWS: Drugs are...good? Mmkay? (16/12)
People say newspapers are dying media form, but I disagree. The other day I bought a paper and It gave me a voucher with which I can send off for a free DVD of either Season 1 of Alf Garnett’s Mind your language, Season 3 of Steptoe and Son, or Carry on Celopatra! Beat that Internet!
Sorry? What’s a ‘download’?……
…Top story today center’s round...
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WatchMark Kermode’s review of the 2011 Golden Globe nominations.
Burlesque? Seriously? Bur-f**king-lesque?
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TV Review: Phil and Kirsty's (Im)Perfect Christmas
(For more hilarious TV reviews like this by myself and others, head over to www.shoutingatco.ws. It really is the best thing on the web that doesn’t contain full frontal nudity).
I, like everyone, want the perfect Christmas, and in times of need I always turn to the host of my favourite property programme; Location, Location, Location. Sarah Beeny? No, that’s Property Ladder. Jasmine...
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NEWS: Schools are failing...but it's alright,...
I need to do Christmas shopping, and am puzzled as to what to buy for my sister. Thing is, she is very tight with her money, and previous Christmas highlights have included a calculator and a copy of Rugby World magazine, despite the fact I have never expressed any interest in rugby whatsoever (I have my suspicions that she either found it or was given it). I’m gonna feel like a dick if I...
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After yesterday’s ‘Top 20 coolest...
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“[to Sophie Ellis Bextor]: “Where did you get your face? It’s...”
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The Genius of Richard Madeley (Part 1)
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Further evidence that Nick Clegg IS NOT the man...
From this fortnight’s Private Eye:
Alan Rusbridger and his Guardian apparatchiks are beginning to wonder whether they made a blunder when they urged their leftie readers to vote Lib Dem in the general election. “Cheer up - I’m not selling you out”, Nick Clegg told them, as the world’s most unpopular man delivered the Hugo Young Memorial Lecture at the...
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The 20 Coolest women in music?
I know the word cool is quite arbitrary and doesn’t mean a lot. I also know that the NME use this word, and everything NME is evil. I can’t think of another word however, so this is therefore the cool list. Just think of word that describes ‘fucking good at what they do’.
Basically, as a male person, I think It’s fair for of me to say that women are far better than...
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Paper Watch: He don't need no education (11/12)
Remember this guy? The guy responsible for the Cenotaph protest stunt? Only turns out he is the son of Pink Floyd’s guitarist David Gilmour. You know Pink Floyd. They had the song about bricks, and a wall, and kids singing. Remember?
Anyway, the pictured assailant was swiftly identified after he failed to obey the age old maxim ‘if your dad is famous, you probably shouldn’t...
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NEWS: Charles! Camilla! Their Taxi! Wait, there...
Quiet news day yesterday. Not a lot happened really. Could talk about X-Factor. Or Strictly Come Dancing. Say what? TUITION FEE VOTE! Yeah, months of politicians flip-flopping, protests and airborne fire extinguishers culminated in the vote on tuition fees yesterday, with the bill passing through a majority of just 21 votes (very commendable from those anti-bill, who got the majority down from...
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The tuition fees row: IN PICTURES!
‘Bugger’
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NEWS: Mastercard and Coronation Street targetted...
It’s surprising, considering it’s that time of year, we haven’t had any ‘War on Christmas’ stories yet. I thought by now there’d defiantly be a few reports concerning some village fete having to call it ‘Winter celebration’ or something. The time of giving is almost always the time of year that certain people lay all their persecution complex cards...
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Daily Mail: It's like investigative journalism,...
Taken from: Girl next door no more: Coyote Ugly star Piper Perabo is virtually unrecognisable on the red carpet
She made her name as the fresh-faced small-town girl in hit film Coyote Ugly back in 2000.
But these days Piper Perabo is sporting quite a different look.
The 34-year-old appeared at an event in New York on Monday for the USA network looking practically unrecognisable.
The photo in...
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TV Review: Chris Moyles' Quiz Night (aka society...
For more hilarious looks at the weeks’ TV, checking out mine and others’ work at Shouting at Cows. It really is the best non-porn website out there.
I’m into sadomasochism, which is why I watch Channel 4. The crushing pain I feel every time I flick over to its quality programming and wonder ‘How the hell did this get commissioned?’, really puts a smile on my face. But if there’s...
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“The kind people, have a wonderful dream; Margaret on the guillotine.”
– Morrissey - Margaret on the Guillotine
(The Genius of Morrissey - Part 5)
Breakthrough artist of the year?
London...
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